Tuesday, April 19, 2011

on stupid Madonna nicknames

Being a pop culture junkie, I read a lot of Perez Hilton. As I've mentioned before, he fills me with a burning hatred I usually reserve for dictators and raisons. But he's not alone in his ignorance; no no, it seems that every celebrity gossip website is (shockingly!) retarded.

I'm referring to the ridiculous Madonna dub, "Madge".

I'm assuming this is a reference to Mary Madgeline. Who is not, nor ever is, the Madonna. That would be the Virgin Mary.

Mary Madgeline was a hooker. Madonna was Jesus' virginal mother.

Okay?

Okay.

3 comments:

  1. Oh I just assumed it was something someone started after watching a whole lot of Neighbours, then thinking of the most unglamorous character with a name begining with M...

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  2. It's Mary Magdalene actually and there is no "Madge" in that name...your rant was a little pointless...

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  3. Grrr. You must gitt OFFA this world like Jimmy Hoffa. Here's how...

    God gives U.S. free-will in our finite existence, thus, what we mortals do with it determines our destiny. God bless. Meet me Upstairs, dear. Gotta lotta tok bout... or dont.

    I aint your judge. Jesus is.

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i deleted anonymous comments because i feel that if you have something to say, you shouldn't hide behind a veil. if you don't feel comfortable with this, then obviously you shouldn't be saying what you intend to.