so why isn't there anything new...? oh, i'll just bribe ya'all with a giveaway.

As you all may have realized (or not. I'm never sure where my fanbase lies on this thing), this blog has been rather doorment as of late. The reason for this is because I've had an exceptionally low amount of things to say. The reason for this is that I haven't had a chance to read more then twenty pages at a time. The reason for this is, in a word,

midterms.



Yes, yes, I know. Being in a Forbes magazine Top 25 Public School (a title of which I had nothing to do with), the pressure is pretty high. In fact, we've basically been prepped for college since pre-k (to which I say phooey, because all I wanted to do in pre-k was sleep--nay, thats all I want to do now). This is obviously a contributing factor to my deep-set disdain for the public school system, of which I could go on about for several pages on Word, but I won't. Honestly, none of you tykes give a crap. But I do feel bad for the lack of postage, and the lack of celebration for my two hundred followers!



(seriously, is there nothing one cannot express with an LOLcat?)

Thank you mothahs so much! This is possibly the highlight of a schoolyear that has ranged from meh to downright unpleasent. I don't know how to thank ya'all for putting me up in the middle totem of blogging. Maybe a card?

Ha!

How about a gently used copy of Hunted by P.C. and Kristen Cast? (plus, you know, a card. with a--you guessed it!--LOLcat)



Hell yeah? Hell yeah.

That's right, you scamps, I have ONE hardcover-yet-jacketless-but-otherwise-in-good-condition copy of the fourth installment of the House of Night series up for grabs. All you have to do is leave yerself a comment on this here post with an email address to be eligable (sorry, Brits, US only--though I do love you the best.)

Extra entries include:

+5 for being an OLD follower (my luvs!)
+3 for being a NEW follower (your all welcome)
+3 for writing a FULL post about this giveaway (feel free to mention how shiny and voluptuious my hair is)
+2 for a SIDEBAR or TWEET about this giveaway (links, of course)
+1 for reccomending someone (that is, if they hop on over and speak it upon their keyboards that you had, in fact, sent them for yonder)
+1 for adding everything together (because I have many talents and math is not one of them)

In summary, you rock, I rock, and as soon as this whole nasty midterm bid'ness is over we'll all go out and get some ice cream. Cool?