Opinionated? Me?: I drew a picture!

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Alright, I'm not a rules kinda gal. But I do, believe it or not, have some sort of policy on review request and offers. First off, my prefered genre's generally fall under every category but Romance and the real fluffy kind of Chick Lit (i.e. if the summary has the word 'sassy' or 'independent' anywhere in it, consider it blacklisted). Other then that, it's all far game. If it is a review copy, I will more then likely read and review it in a timely matter, though please keep in mind I'm a student and need to maintain some sort of social life (less people worry...). If you'd like to contact me, my email is:

danielleeloko78@aol.com.

I do check my email daily, so chances are I will get back to you sometime in the afternoon. I maintain right as a reviewer not to review a novel because a) I found it so disturbingly bad I think it best to save the author some face or b) I have fallen ill with some kind of Malarian disease and simply cannot move my wee little fingers.

Feel free to hang it on you're fridge.
I should totally copyright this shit.

Ratings...

1: Horrible. Revolting. My eyes are bleeding. Stop it. Now.

2: Bitch, please.

3: Few redeeming qualities, but they're there. No bleeding.

4: Pretty bad, but it's got something about it. Bleeding from paper cuts associated with lingering over pages wondering how something can be so cringe inducing.

5: Eh.

6: Very good.

7: Excellent. No bleeding.

8: Fantastic. Simply wonderful. I laughed, I cried. I did not bleed.

9: Sonuvabitch, so close to ten

10: Orgasmic. Bleeding from thrashing head over things as self-punishment for not discovering this item earlier in life. Everything pales in comparison.

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Wednesday, December 1, 2010

I drew a picture!

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